A simple little recipe.
Cook up the last of the potatoes in a pot. Check to see if there are any onions. No? 'tis a shame. Do without. Any milk left? No? Ah, well. The butter's gone? Well, there's still some salt. Mash up the potatoes and put them in a bowl.
Sit at the table and point to where the last of the bacon used to be weeks ago. Praise God for the food and eat.